If you’ve not heard of this guy, Josh Olin, I think it’s time all you CoD fans find out who he is and what he’s doing to the Call of Duty franchise. I would like to start out with a few quotes from his Twitter.

“No sniper rifles will be useful for Quickscoping.” Now this is the big one going around, I know Black Ops is just around the corner, but this is still getting on my nerves. Quickscoping, as pretentious as it may be, has a huge community built around it. Probably a majority of the CoD players out there quickscope, not only does it take a bit of skill, but it’s quite enjoyable when you get the hang of it. So my point is, why take it out of the game? A majority of the CoD gamers out there on youtube and other community websites all choose to quickscope. It’s almost like Mr.Olin WANTS Black Ops to be worse than any other CoD game in history.

“When you first sight-in, your sights won’t be perfectly center. You’ll have to take a moment to adjust (like a real sniper).” Really? “Like a REAL sniper.” So we’re going to go and dig a big hole in the ground, sit down, and have our eye down a scope for 3 days while a spotter works out target distance, wind speed, bullet drop. I’m sorry Mr.Olin but this is just getting quite stupid at this point. Your job as a community manager is to be able to interact and liten to what the games fanbase has to say. One good example of a company that does this well is Bungie. They listen to their fans and implement what the fans want into their game. Now Mr.Olin, it seems all you want is a game that’s suited to your own personal needs, and not the rest of the community.

“Quickscoping is way more annoying to a way larger group of people than the quickscoping community who loves to do it. #cheap” Now did you ever stop and think of how big the community of quickscoping itself is? I’d have to say 40-50 Percent of Call of Duty gamers have picked up a sniper and had a go at quickscoping. Like I said before, a majority of CoD players quickscope, and thinking that it would annoy a large group of people is just plain stupid. Also, it seems that you’ve added in the word “Cheap” to your tweet, how is quickscoping at all cheap? If someone has the ability to go and get a few kills on other players who are fully armed with deadly explosives and other one hit weapons, how is a sniper rifle going to outmatch a rocket launcher? Simple, the sniper would have to react quickly in order to pull of a shot, hence the word “Quick” Scoping. So if it’s a legitimate skill in the game, then why not take out grenade launchers a flame throwers? Those are the weapons that would cause the most hate amongst CoD gamers, I’ve heard people get pissed at knifers, rocket whores, noob tubers, but whenever a quickscoper can pull off a kill, I never hear anyone rant about how quickscopers are ruining the game. I say if a sniper can pull off a good shot, they deserve the one shot kill.

Josh Olin, You are an idiot.

I need to force Hyper to update the site more. Sadly enough for now, you lads will have to survive with my stupid, optimistic, point of view. Now today I was thinking about life in a video game, and I wondered what it would be like to have laser nipples. So without further ado, Here\'s the video I found. <3

Yes, you may blame me. I’ve been away in Communist land… I mean China for the past week, and I didn’t get a hold of internet, so to apologize for my lack of updates, Halo: Reach + Boredom = This

We should have a few new reviews, videos, etcetera coming up this week, so stick around and enjoy.

Holy shit is this one creepy. Go check it out.

(By the way, sorry for the lack of updates. Blame Slacks.)

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Now, I’m very usually very harsh on games, I’m known to strike down popular titles using nothing but a handful of knob jokes and my uncanny ability to be completely insensitive of a fanboy’s feelings, but no matter how hard I try, I honestly can’t find many flaws with Halo Reach. It’s quite possibly one of the most appealing games I’ve ever played. Seriously. It’s almost impossible to dislike this game, unless you’re the kind of 12-year-old FPS enthusiast who can’t function for 2 fucking minutes without killing something.

I could go on about how the story is nice and the game play is enjoyable and how the weapons are well-balanced and satisfying to use, but you didn’t come to me to hear about how a game is good and fun, so it’s nitpicking time. For one, the friendly AI is fucking pathetic, I can’t tell you how many times I emerged from an extremely arduous battle only to find half of my AI buddies were 60 feet behind me, trying to navigate through a foot high piece of scenery. It would be childish of me to continue to make fun of the crap AI, which is why I’m going to do so. I remember a mission where I was paired with the skull-faced fellow and while I was ruthlessly mowing down legions of aggravated looking extraterrestrials, he was a million miles away from the conflict trying to shoot down air vehicles with a shotgun.

Also, while Bungie promised a massive Forge environment, about the size of 4 multiplayer maps and with a million magical tools to help make forging easier. While we got the humongous size and million magical tools, it’s all ruined by some truly obnoxious controls. The camera is programmed to snap to the best point to view the object you’re carrying, usually at the points when you don’t want to, and without rotation snap, rotating things is as easy as trying to play chess with your hands encased in frozen fruit jelly. Oh yes, and sometimes the checkpoint system is a right bitch. I can remember on the Nightfall level, I got a checkpoint 10 minutes before a really difficult part. I died a million times on said really difficult part, and every time I died, I had to walk all the way from my last checkpoint to the part, stretching a bit that should have taken 5 minutes to a bit that took 50. On the 67th fucking retry, right before the actual part started, I got a checkpoint. I almost pissed myself in fury. This is getting a bit anal even for me, so I’m gonna wrap this up. Despite all the terrible things I’ve said, I still stand by the fact that Halo Reach is quite possibly one of the best games ever, and that if you own an Xbox 360, you should stop reading this review and run out to the video stores to purchase your copy of Halo Reach.

Unless you’re saving up for Black Ops. And if you are, you should probably stay at home, open up the drawer, and get out your sex toys because it’s gonna’ be a long wait, you miserable, fanboy dickspurt.

Someone decided to make the infamous Counter Strike map, “de_dust” I just got off it and it is AMAZING. Try it out. de_dust Halo: Reach map.

I love this game, so here’s part 1 of a few more to come (When I get the time.)